1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:07,925 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,470 But where are those good old-fashioned values 3 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:14,848 On which we used to rely? 4 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,809 Lucky there's a family guy 5 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:21,355 Lucky there's a man who positively can do 6 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,898 All the things that make us 7 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,775 Laugh and cry 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:29,863 He's a family guy! 9 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,995 All right, ladies, let's pick teams for dodgeball. 10 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,456 - Connie, would you like to be a captain? - Sure. 11 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,166 I pick everyone except Meg. 12 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,960 Fair enough. Go! 13 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,673 Oww! 14 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,434 Hey, where's everybody going? 15 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,645 That's not how we end this class. 16 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:03,856 Good job today. 17 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,357 Good job today. 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,733 Great class. 19 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,985 Nice hustle. 20 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,740 - Hey, how was gym class? - Terrible. 21 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:17,452 You know, I don't think I can take another semester at this school, Ruth. 22 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:18,537 It's torture. 23 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,290 It's worse than sitting next to a baby on an airplane. 24 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,542 So what brings you to Kentucky? 25 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,793 I'm visiting my family. 26 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,336 Ah, family man. 27 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,089 Me? Single and ready to mingle. 28 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,633 Tom Brunell's the name. Insurance is the game. 29 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:35,512 And right now, the game is very good to me. 30 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,598 Hey, I know! If you hate it so much here, 31 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:40,184 why don't you come to Paris for a semester with me instead? 32 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,393 I'm leaving next week. 33 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,187 You're going to Paris for a semester? 34 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,189 Yeah, it's a program sponsored by the high school. 35 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:48,525 My aunt even has an apartment there that we can stay in for free. 36 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,986 Oh, my God, that sounds so amazing! 37 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,446 Excuse me, I was wondering 38 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,032 if you would go to the dance with me on Friday. 39 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,450 Chris, it's me, Meg. 40 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,785 Well, that's everybody. 41 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,210 We now return to Ethiopian Hoarders. 42 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,588 I don't know how it got like this! 43 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,341 Dad, Mom, there's something I want to ask you. 44 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,676 Can I go to school in Paris for a semester? 45 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,844 What? Paris? 46 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,971 Hey, you know, I have a pen pal in Paris. 47 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,350 Would you mind bringing him this letter? 48 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,809 We're fighting. 49 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,354 Meg, I'd love to send you to Paris for a semester, 50 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,730 but we can't afford that. 51 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,232 But I can pay for it myself. 52 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,775 I've been saving up from all my part-time jobs. 53 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,151 That's smart of you, Meg. 54 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:35,864 You know, sometimes I do part-time jobs for extra cash. 55 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,449 Gimme money. Gimme money. 56 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:38,617 Gimme money. Gimme money. Gimme money. 57 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,334 You be careful, sweetie, 58 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,378 and call us as soon as the plane lands. 59 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,754 Okay, Mom, I will. 60 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,005 I'll miss you, Dad. 61 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,299 I've never been very good at saying good-bee. 62 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,843 Good-bee, Meg. 63 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:59,137 And I'm gonna bring you back something special, little guy. 64 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,431 Don't worry about me. Just get yourself laid. 65 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,725 Will you get me French Stewart's autograph? 66 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,352 Say hello to the Pont Neuf for me, 67 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,521 or as I like to call it, my inspiration point… 68 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,232 Oh, you're gone. And the family's gone. 69 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,659 Oh, my God, we're actually here in Paris. 70 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,120 This is so exciting! 71 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,705 Good day, foreigners. 72 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,541 On behalf of the country of France, we surrender. 73 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,460 Oh, my God, I love your breath. 74 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,380 Hi, I'm Meg. This is my friend, Ruth. 75 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,382 Would you ladies like to share a cab, 76 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,260 or as we say, "sharre a cabbuh"? 77 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,429 - Sure. - That sounds great. 78 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,932 Oh, and please do not be suspicious that I am at the airport 79 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,934 with no baggage whatsoever. 80 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:52,941 A cool name to say with a French accent is Ashtahn Kootchere. 81 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,988 - Bye! - Thanks! 82 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,242 Hey, it's me. 83 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,369 I've got some fresh arrivals for you. 84 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,746 How are they? 85 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,414 On a scale from un to dix, 86 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:10,417 they're about a trois. 87 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,129 - Wow, this place is awesome! - I know! 88 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,924 Hey, you wanna dance around like morons to loud music? 89 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,593 I'll be right back. 90 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,012 I've been holding in a dump since America. 91 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,227 Griffin residence. 92 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,645 Hi, Dad, it's me. 93 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,355 Just wanted you to know I got here safe. 94 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,107 - And sound? - Yes, Dad, and sound. 95 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,359 Oh, good. 96 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,069 The "sound" is what concerns me. 97 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,987 - Oh, it's so amazing here, Dad. - Yep. 98 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,447 - You should see it. - Uh-huh. 99 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,366 - The apartment we're staying in is huge… - Uh-huh. 100 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,825 - …and has an incredible view of… - Uh-huh. 101 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,245 Dad, something's going on. 102 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,538 Some men just broke in. 103 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,875 Oh, my God! They've got Ruth! 104 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,671 And now, I think they're coming after me! 105 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,047 All right, Meg, 106 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,258 I need you to listen to me very carefully, 107 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,342 panic. 108 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,802 Pay no attention to detail. 109 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,345 Let your mind race. 110 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,180 Take short, rapid breaths. 111 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,723 Then hide under the bed, 112 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,892 but leave two of your feet sticking out. 113 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,233 Oh, my God, Dad! 114 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,277 Are they gonna take me? I'm so scared! 115 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,071 Meg? Meg? 116 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:28,662 I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. 117 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,623 But I have a very particular lack of skills. 118 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:34,042 I will never be able to find you, 119 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:37,671 but what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. 120 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,506 You can have one of them. 121 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,967 Drakkar Noir. 122 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,803 These guys are serious. 123 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,305 Lois, Meg's dead! 124 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,060 Please, there's gotta be something you can do! 125 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,021 My little girl is in terrible danger! 126 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,023 Ma'am, the men who took your daughter 127 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,274 are most likely members 128 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,651 of a sophisticated network of human smugglers. 129 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:03,488 If she's not found within 96 hours, chances are she's gone forever. 130 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,781 Then we've gotta hurry! 131 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,535 Sorry, we can't begin our search until she's been missing for 96 hours. 132 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,662 Oh, my God! My baby! 133 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,248 Yeah, there's a pretty grisly sex trade over there. 134 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,876 Usually we just end up burying framed pictures. 135 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,836 Oh, Peter! This is a nightmare! 136 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:24,092 What's going on down there? Are they gonna find her? 137 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,260 Doesn't look good. 138 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,722 Stewie, I think there's only one way we're ever gonna see Meg again. 139 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,933 You and I have to take matters into our own hands. 140 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,434 What? What are you talking about? 141 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,186 Look, you're the only one who's got the know-how 142 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,480 and the technology to help us track her down. 143 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,564 Hmm. Interesting. 144 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:40,692 Last week, all my gadgets were "hooey," I think was the word. 145 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,528 - I didn't say… - You said "hooey"! 146 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,739 All right, I've booked us on a flight that leaves in two hours, 147 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,033 so, um, whose credit card shall we put it on? 148 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,910 Just put it on yours and I'll pay you back. 149 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,788 Yeah, I feel like when that happens, I sometimes don't get paid back. 150 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,164 Like when? 151 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,458 Jersey Boys, Morton's Steakhouse, Foxwoods… 152 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,669 Foxwoods and Jersey Boys was the same trip! 153 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,295 You know what? Fine. 154 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,423 I'll… I'll put it on my card, but I-I-I'm just gonna say it's a gift 155 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,509 because that's the only way I can do this anymore. 156 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,475 All right, the first thing we've got to do when we land 157 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,394 is check the apartment where Meg was abducted 158 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,770 and see if we can find some clues. 159 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,730 That sounds good. That's what I was thinking. 160 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:22,609 Excuse me, do you mind if we switch seats so my family can sit all together? 161 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,695 No, we don't… We… We don't switch. 162 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,614 'Cause when we booked, they didn't have three together… 163 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:31,368 Ma'am, ma'am, your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me. 164 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,537 You'll see him in Paris. Go sit down. 165 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,456 God, Meg's kidnappers could be anywhere in France by now. 166 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,333 Well, we do have one lead, Brian. 167 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,586 I have a recording of the kidnapper's voice. 168 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,212 What? You do? How? 169 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:45,007 I recorded the kidnapper's phone call with the fat man. 170 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:48,635 You see, Brian, I record all phone calls coming in or out of the house. 171 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,095 You do? 172 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,389 Yep. This one's one of my faves. 173 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,601 Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you? 174 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,311 Yeah, um, is this… is this Bang Brothers? 175 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,104 Yes. 176 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:01,440 Oh. Okay. I-I-I'd like to cancel my subscription. 177 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,608 Uh, what's your name? 178 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,151 Brian Griffin. 179 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,360 And which site did you belong to? 180 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:07,863 Uh… Captain Stabbin'. 181 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,489 And how are you spelling that? 182 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:16,413 Uh… uh, "Captain", full word, then "Stabbin'," S-T-A-B-B-I-N apostrophe. 183 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,415 Okay, I'm checking. 184 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,044 You know, in-insteadof a "G" at the end. 185 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,670 I'm sorry, sir. I'm not finding that site. 186 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,464 Uh, what was the subject matter? 187 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:29,927 Um…a guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, captain's hat. 188 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,887 Okay, I'm checking. 189 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,847 The, um… 190 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:37,142 the, passengers had, uh, just signed up for a tour of the harbor 191 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,311 and then all that stuff happened. 192 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,729 Okay, you made your point. 193 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,572 Well, this is where Meg was staying. 194 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:53,242 Oh. I thought Paris would be a bit more picturesque. 195 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:56,411 Instead it's just traffic and some big guy using a jackhammer. 196 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,747 But monsieur, ziss is not a jackhammer. 197 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,666 It is a "Jacqueshammer." 198 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:04,002 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- 199 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:07,047 ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho… 200 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,592 Oh, God, it's worse than I imagined. 201 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:13,887 You know, maybe it'd help if we just tried to track Meg's movements 202 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,264 from the moment she arrived in France. 203 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,891 That's a good idea, Brian. Let's try Google Earth. 204 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,017 Worth a shot. 205 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:22,437 There. Enhance. 206 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:31,321 Wow, I never knew you could do this on a computer. 207 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,490 'Course not, you spend all your time on this 208 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:34,908 watching Captain Stabbin'. 209 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,910 All right, we've got to find this man. 210 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,079 Let's see, this was taken at the airport. 211 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,583 He could be some sort of lookout who spots girls fresh off the plane. 212 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,877 Yes, you're probably right, Brian. Such scum. 213 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,755 I'll bet they target young girls the way Army commercials target minorities. 214 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:51,425 Hey. Other black guys. 215 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,718 It ain't so bad. 216 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,352 Oh, my God, Stewie! There he is! 217 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,146 Hey, buddy, we've got a few questions for you! 218 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,941 Excuse me, but this is a "smoking only" area. 219 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,818 Oh, sorry. Do you have a, uh… 220 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:15,657 You know, I really only smoke when I drink. 221 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,951 Oh. Well, this is nice. 222 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,204 This is a nice way to do this. 223 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,040 Look, we need to know, have you seen this girl? 224 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,210 Quick! He's getting away! 225 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:31,006 Oh, no, he's one of those parkour, free-running guys. 226 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,883 We'll never catch him! 227 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,851 Oh, no. I have chateau'ed myself. 228 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,897 Damn it. He died before he could tell us anything. 229 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,315 Brian, he's the first guy. 230 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,733 The first guy always dies. 231 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,235 Well, I'm sure he didn't work alone. 232 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,861 Maybe there's something in here we can use. 233 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,447 Ugh, this guy has a Velcro wallet. 234 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,532 Grow up. 235 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,412 All right, this is the address that was in his wallet. 236 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,789 Yeah, but how are we gonna know for sure 237 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,374 if these are the guys who took Meg? 238 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,876 Well, we have the kidnapper's voice on tape, remember? 239 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,586 Drakkar Noir. 240 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:13,465 I can use the voice recognition software in this recorder to confirm a match. 241 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:16,635 Now, here. Take this briefcase. 242 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,554 We're Eastern European cologne salesmen. 243 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,598 We ask them what they want, and when they say "Drakkar Noir", 244 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,518 which they all will, we'll know if we have our man. 245 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,062 Drakkar Noir? 246 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:32,150 All right, well, that's not him, but this is gonna be easy. 247 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:38,532 Well, gentlemen, now that you have smelled all of our colognes, what'll it be? 248 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,450 I will take some Drakkar Noir. 249 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,203 How 'bout you? 250 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:46,748 I am disgusting, so I will take two bottle Drakkar Noir. 251 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,084 How 'bout you, chief? 252 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,921 Let me quickly grow beard and think about it. 253 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,758 I will take Drakkar Noir. 254 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,027 What the hell are you doing? 255 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,446 We haven't eaten since the plane. I'm starving. 256 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,373 Where is this girl? 257 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,708 Where is she! 258 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,502 We keep girls upstairs. 259 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,128 I hope you burn in hell 260 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,881 along with the guy who came up with stuffing a turkey. 261 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,341 Hey! 262 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,968 Who wants to try some of my "Butthole Bread"? 263 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,430 Meg? 264 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:44,515 Meg? 265 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,143 Help… me. 266 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,854 Oh, we're here to help somebody else, sweetheart. 267 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,064 Go, go, go, go. Don't… Don't look at her. 268 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,565 Don't look at her. That was my mistake. 269 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,695 Stewie, I don't see Meg anywhere. 270 00:12:58,779 --> 00:12:59,905 Brian, look! 271 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:04,785 Oh, my God! 272 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:05,869 Meg! 273 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,038 - What the hell? - Where'd you get that hat? 274 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,498 Uh, a girl gave it to me. 275 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,918 - Well, what did she look like? - She had a great personality. 276 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,044 That's her. 277 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,504 Where is she? Is she here? 278 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,131 No, uh, they took her just a little while ago. 279 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,383 Every Wednesday night, 280 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,218 they auction some of the girls off. 281 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,763 Wednesday? What a weird night to auction girls off into slavery. 282 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,766 Well, you know, on the weekend, people probably have plans. 283 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:28,851 Have plans? 284 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,353 What are you doing that's more important than buying somebody? 285 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,689 Look, where is this place? Where do they have the auction? 286 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,773 I don't know, 287 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,860 but there is a courtesy shuttle that runs every 20 minutes. 288 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,194 What? 289 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,573 Aw, damn it. We just missed it. 290 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,032 What do you wanna do for 20 minutes? 291 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,201 Well, I don't know 'bout you, but I'm gonna work out. 292 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,494 That's how you stay in shape. 293 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,121 You just fit it in when you have free time, 294 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,455 wherever you are, wherever you can. 295 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,291 There's semen on this floor. 296 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,546 Stewie, look! 297 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,132 We gotta get in there! 298 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,634 Hey, got one more here! 299 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,011 Oh, where are we? 300 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,345 I'm from Atlanta. 301 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,222 I don't know where we are! 302 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:09,600 Hey, you better hurry. They're starting soon. 303 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,020 You know what's messed up? This is all for charity. 304 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,938 All the proceeds are going to Oxfam. 305 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,866 I hope we're not too late. 306 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,284 You should not be out here. 307 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,119 - Bidding is about to start. - What the hell? 308 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,205 Stewie! 309 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:39,505 The current bid is $200,000. 310 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,756 Oh, my God. 311 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,300 Going once, twice… 312 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,427 Sold for $200,000. 313 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,346 Remember, 314 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,057 There is cash back when you use your Visa Gold. 315 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,768 Our next item appears to bea late entry. 316 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,229 It is not in the catalog. 317 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,272 What the hell? 318 00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,024 All right, fellas, bring the lights up a bit, 319 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,610 play the CD I gave you and let's do this! 320 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,656 California girls, we're unforgettable 321 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,491 Ah, that's right. You like that? 322 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,993 - I have $50,000. - Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top 323 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,037 - I have $75,000. - Sun-kissed skin so hot… 324 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,705 Thank you, Brett Ratner. 325 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:14,915 Do I have $100,000? 326 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,334 Oh, for God's sake. $500,000. 327 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,795 We have $500,000. 328 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,839 Going once, going twice, 329 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,382 sold… 330 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,301 to the man who doesn't quite get auctions. 331 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,011 That was so fun. 332 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,471 How do you be paying? 333 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,265 Oh, I, uh, I don't have any money. 334 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,474 Can we work it out, 335 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,893 uh, maybe, some…other way? 336 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,270 Wait a minute. 337 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,438 Something doesn't smell funny here. 338 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,648 You're not Arab! 339 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,608 You two are coming with me. 340 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,277 This next girl is perfect 341 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,362 for those of you who want to buy a sex slave 342 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,115 but don't want to spend sex-slave money. 343 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,449 Oh, my God, Meg! 344 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,368 Wonder what music they're gonna use for her? 345 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:56,248 (LET'S MAKE A DEAL ZONK MUSICAL CUE PLAYING 346 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,877 Huh, seems about right. 347 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,303 Damn it. We were so close to saving Meg. 348 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,846 Hey, where's my sister? 349 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,349 She's probably having her shish kabobbed as we speak. 350 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,852 I heard that from Samantha in Sex and the City 2. 351 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,896 Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba, I haven't seen it yet. 352 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,480 That doesn't hurt the story. 353 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,232 And now prepare to… 354 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,027 We have a jail cell. 355 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,361 I always tell them, 356 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,322 "Put the prisoners in the jail cell," 357 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,991 but they always say, "Just chain 'em up to a pipe." 358 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,035 Idiots. 359 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,120 Hey, that was some good teamwork, Brian. 360 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,622 We were like Lewis and Clark 361 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,790 and the guy who likes to tip over canoes. 362 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,751 Ugh, these rapids are treacherous. 363 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,003 We should reach calmer waters by nightfall. 364 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,379 Uh-oh! Earthquake! 365 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,882 - Hey, come on! - Careful! 366 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,177 Damn it. Why is he still with us? 367 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,386 I know! 368 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,597 Until now, walking to the other end of the United States 369 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,307 seemed like such a good job. 370 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,269 There she is! Hurry! 371 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,731 Stewie, what are you doing? 372 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,525 We'll never catch a speeding car on foot. 373 00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,568 Haven't you ever seen an action movie? 374 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:10,364 All we have to do is cut diagonally across any nearby field. 375 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:16,745 See? 376 00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,297 Aw, crap, they're taking her onto that yacht. 377 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:34,930 All right, we just gotta catch up to the boat. 378 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,139 Well, how we gonna do that? 379 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:40,185 Oh, cool! They got Car Chase GPS. 380 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,938 Back up dangerously into traffic. 381 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:52,155 Proceed wrong way down busy street for 500 meters. 382 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,664 Say "hang on" and drive down staircase. 383 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,249 Hang on! 384 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:14,469 Poorly edited shot where driver isobviously stuntperson. 385 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,858 Leave fart in closed car like a dick. 386 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,818 Sorry about that! 387 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,239 All right, they're probably holding her below deck. 388 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,033 You take the right side. I'll take the left. 389 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,492 You're gonna need this. 390 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,411 What? I've never killed anybody before. 391 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:43,165 Relax, they're Arabs. People will still be rooting for you. 392 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,291 Hey! 393 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,878 Son of a bitch. 394 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,007 Oh. This is like a video game. 395 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,845 Ah, I'm kinda good at this. 396 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,682 Later, dink. 397 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,333 That's for shooting one of our guys! 398 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,752 - We got you! - In your face! 399 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,045 - Our boat! - Our boat! 400 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,213 This boat! 401 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,634 Let me go, you fat bastard! 402 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,636 I will never be your sex slave! 403 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,179 You misunderstand. 404 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:41,390 I did not buy you to be my slave. 405 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,393 I bought you for my son, and not to be his slave, 406 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,562 but to be his wife. 407 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:47,646 Wife? 408 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:48,730 Faisal! 409 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,526 This is Faisal, 410 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,862 my son and the heir to my throne. 411 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,447 My father was correct. 412 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,741 Your beauty knows no bounds. 413 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:03,495 Fair goddess, it is my hope that you will agree to be my wife, 414 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,330 but the choice is yours. 415 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:06,748 If you say "no," 416 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,292 I will have you flown back to your family 417 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,710 on our private jet. 418 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,128 But if you say "yes," 419 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,088 I will spend the rest of my days 420 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,507 making your every wish come true. 421 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:18,969 Will you be my wife, Princess Meg? 422 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,180 Oh, yes! Yes! 423 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,394 Nooooo! 424 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,230 Stewie? 425 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,648 Hi, Meg. 426 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,947 Oh, honey, we are so glad to have you back, 427 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,158 but you really don't remember anything? 428 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,659 Not really, Mom. 429 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,328 I mean, one minute, I was being proposed to 430 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,871 by a handsome Arabian prince, 431 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,206 and the next thing I know, 432 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,208 I'm waking up in a French hospital. 433 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,126 Oh, and we heard from Ruth's parents. 434 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,712 She had her tongue ripped out. 435 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,631 I guess we got off easy, huh? 436 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,550 Well, we put all your mail on the desk in your room, sweetheart. 437 00:20:58,634 --> 00:20:59,676 Thanks, Dad. 438 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,470 I'm kidding. You didn't get any mail.